Category: The Home News Network
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Letters to Benji: Grandma VI
Hi Benji, it’s grandma. I hope you’re having fun at camp. I’m a little down in the dumps. Your cousin Shelley called. She said that Richard Simmons passed away. I had no idea. You’re probably too young to remember, but he really helped me lose some weight and get in…
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Letters to Benji: Grandma V
hi Benji it’s grandma. I hope you’re having a fun time at camp. It’s like a house of cripples over here with Grandpa Henry and that Robert that your mom married. He fell through the ceiling trying to install a disco ball chandelier in their bedroom. Who the hell doesn’t…
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Letters to Benji: Grandma IV
Hi Benji, it’s grandma. I hope you’re doing well at camp. Everything’s going really well here. I don’t want you to worry about a thing. Your mom moved in with that Robert and his son Clive over the weekend. I’m surprised, Clive is just a delight. Listen a lot of…
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Letters to Benji: Grandma III
Hi Benji, it’s grandma. I’m so sorry. I’ve been out of contact. Grandpa Henry wandered again and got on a bus to Sarasota. I had to drive all the way down there to get him. He spent the whole way back spitting out the window and calling me the “C”…
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Letters to Benji: Grandma II
Hi Benji, It’s grandma. Grandpa Henry remembered you today. He said he misses you and he loves you. Listen CVS can’t send the EpiPen for another 3 to 4 days so don’t eat anything. I talked to Counselor Kyle and I told him to drive you up to the Olive…
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Letters to Benji: Grandma
Hi Benji, it’s Grandma. I hope you’re having a wonderful time at camp with the other scouts. Listen, my sister, your great aunt Gladys, she’s in the hospital right now, but don’t worry about it sweetheart. Don’t worry about it, honey. We told her how much that you love her…